Guysexual guide to the 25 boys not to date in 2016: Avoid these Mr Wrongs at all costs
When wrong men are everywhere, how do you find the right date? Well for starters, you could follow our guide to the 25 guys you must avoid!
For every right guy that you hope to find, you’ll find a hundred wrong ones.
Wrong men are everywhere. They are at the bar, buying you a drink. They are at the bookstore, flipping through the latest Murakami novel, while looking at you out of the corner of their eyes and smiling. They are even writing these very words that you are reading right now.
Or maybe the wrong guy is doing one of these things, and you haven’t even realised it. So next time you think you are falling head-over-moccasin-heels with a potential Prince Charming, just be sure that you never, ever date someone who…
1. Doesn’t shop at clearance sales.
Because I love spending multiple hours rummaging through stockpiles of clothes at reduced prices, just like I love spending multiple hours rummaging through my date’s deepest, darkest secrets.
2. Calls himself a sapiosexual.
But then goes ahead and asks you for a picture of your junk the very next moment.
3. Doesn’t like chicken biryani.
Because like they all say, do we really need that kind of negativity in our lives?
4. Orders you your food on the first date without your permission.
Well if I want to eat two portions of fries with my double loaded beef burger, I will definitely eat it. Thank you very much for thinking that I’d prefer a chicken Caesar salad instead, okay?
5. Who says ‘let’s get a cab’ — when you can easily walk.
Or says something like ‘Let’s walk it,’ when it actually does need to be a cab ride. An exceptionally long one.
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