Taj Mahal row: In Sangeet Som's enlightened wisdom, all of Lutyens' Delhi should be reduced to heap of dust

Prime Minister Narendra Modi says we cannot move ahead without our heritage. Uttar Pradesh chief minister Yogi Adityanath says the Taj Mahal was built by Indian sweat and blood and toil.

These are scarcely vigorous defences for the silly controversy.

Taj Mahal row: In Sangeet Soms enlightened wisdom, all of Lutyens Delhi should be reduced to heap of dust

BJP MLA Sangeet Som said the Taj Mahal was a 'blot on Indian culture'. GettyImages

Why cannot these powerful individuals not be so guarded and careful? Why not just come out and say, oh stop it, cut the nonsense and go back to work particularly to people like Sangeet Som who stoked this controversy.

If you go by current Indian political standards the US will have to send back the Statue of Liberty to the French because it was a gift and it is not American culture, is it? By that very token the 3,020 cherry trees that the Japanese sent to Washington DC in 1912 as a gesture of friendship and now form the botanical icon for the capital should be taken back …after all the Japanese attacked Pearl Harbour.

The Brits should give to the Yanks the statue of George Washington at Trafalgar and the Russians should give back the Sword of Stalingrad to commemorate the battle of the same name. The Americans should return to China the two Pandas and their progeny that Nixon was gifted and the desk in Donald Trump’s Oval Office, sent by Queen Victoria after it was salvaged from the HMS Resolute should be carted back and the President left literally standing.

Why should any nation be reminded of conquests and colonialism and dynasties and empire, what fun there is in the denial of history?

Now that we are going for the Taj Mahal and after 70 years getting beyond the point of utter stupidity, we should truly go all the way. Let’s have a clean-up day and destroy every British edifice from the Chhatrapati Shivaji Terminus (erstwhile Victoria Terminus) in Mumbai to the Victoria Memorial in Kolkata to the Gateway of India (built to welcome George V) and India Gate (war memorial to 82,000 sepoys who were killed in WWI fighting for the English so they could extend their command over India). So much to do, all those beautiful churches like St James' and St Paul's and St Thomas' because they are not Indian culture. There goes Lutyens, in a trembling little heap of dust. Ironical that this is where the politicians reside in homes built by the British. Twenty minutes drive away is the Qutub, down it comes. We should also completely eradicate Goa, Daman, Diu, and Pondicherry because they speak Portuguese and French there and that is not our culture either.

And since our first prime minister Jawaharlal Nehru certified our freedom from the ramparts of the Red Fort this being the citadel for the Mughal Empire for 200 years, we have to see our Independence as a false start like that famous Usain Bolt race at the 2011 World Championships in Daegu and we must call the British back to take us over and start the Quit India movement all over again. What a hassle and that's also par for the course for Modi whose supporters want the Taj to go but are okay with poncing about the Red Fort for every major event. Son et lumiere switch off, will you?

Okay, enough with the sarcasm, you get the drift. To a more serious aspect. We will always have takers for religious fervour and that is the last refuge for those people who have nothing else to offer and their promises have broken into shards of glass. It is the great deflector and it works. For a while.

That the Taj needs to be defended after being India’s global icon is obscene in itself. It is a man-made marvel and testament in its time to human ingenuity. India has fought to ensure its entry into the wonders of the world. It rose above the religious or even the symbol of great love and entered the realm of magnificent architecture joining that exclusive club: the pyramids of Egypt, the Coliseum in Rome, the hanging gardens of Babylon.

Me, I cannot understand this preoccupation with nothingness. The Taj is ours. Excluding it from a book on Uttar Pradesh tourism can be a foolish oversight. But if the banner is picked up and turned into a clarion call and its dismissal or noninclusion seen as a test of nationalism and patriotic loyalty then you and I are no better than those Taliban destroying the Bamiyan in Afghanistan.

Today monuments, tomorrow books.

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Updated Date: Oct 17, 2017 18:44:05 IST

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