MSG Lion Heart 2 'review': Gurmeet Ram Rahim Singh launches another surgical strike on cinema

Hind Ka Napak Ko Jawab: MSG Lion Heart 2 is a difficult film to describe, but we tried our very best

Aashray Hariharan February 11, 2017 09:49:58 IST

1/5

Gurmeet Ram Rahim Singh Insaan ji is very nice man. He is patriot. He is kind-hearted man with big bicep. I want to be like Gurmeet Ram Rahim Singh Insaan ji. So I see Hind Ka Napak Ko Jawab: MSG Lion Heart 2. I went to Cinepolis in Thane to watch movie. It is very big. I like this theatre. It has big cushion and comfortable seat. But lift was crowded and I had to take steps to second floor. But gym trainer told me exercise is good. It will give me muscle like Gurmeet Ram Rahim Singh Insaan ji.

MSG Lion Heart 2 review Gurmeet Ram Rahim Singh launches another surgical strike on cinema

Movie start with National Anthem. India has best National Anthem in world. Unesco name it best. Pakistan has worst National Anthem. Did you know Pakistan is evil place? Pakistani man beat woman. I never beat woman. I once beat my sister but she is bad person. She told mother that I saw dirty magazine, so I beat her. Pakistani man beat many woman. Movie show truth about Pakistani man. Gurmeet Ram Rahim Singh Insaan ji is honest man. He has big big bicep so he very strong. He can kill everybody. In movie, he killed Pakistan prime minister in toilet. He also tell truth about 72 virgins. In Pakistan, everybody thinks there will be 72 virgins. But Gurmeet Ram Rahim Singh Insaan ji told them this is lie. I am afraid I will become one of 72 virgins. Should ask father if this is possible.

MSG Lion Heart 2 review Gurmeet Ram Rahim Singh launches another surgical strike on cinema

Pakistan also has funny army people. Pakistan army don't know what to do with gun. Gurmeet Ram Rahim Insaan ji kill everybody, and they cannot fire bullet. But Pakistan army get gun from China. China product is very bad. China product will go wrong. Uncle sent me funny WhatsApp message about China cooker cooking itself! Pakistan also get bomb from China. But is very bad. Pakistan afraid bomb will burst on Pakistan. Like it happened at Diwali when watchman tried to light bomb but it bursted before he ran. We laughed very hard that day.

MSG Lion Heart 2 review Gurmeet Ram Rahim Singh launches another surgical strike on cinema

Movie show truth about surgical strike. Some foolish politician ask for proof of surgical strike, but Gurmeet Ram Rahim Insaan ji shoot him bullet in buttock. It is very comedy scene and we laugh too much. Another comedy scene is before interval when sexy girl meets Gurmeet Ram Rahim Singh Insaan ji and ask him to do sexy time. But he is pious man who loves country only. And it is Pakistani girl. Pakistani girl are very corrupt. So they don't do sexy time. But when girl is killed at the end, Gurmeet Ram Rahim Insaan ji is slightly sad. Like the day I learnt I was adopted.

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