Behold! Here are some books Arindam Chaudhuri might write, now that IIPM is out of picture

Arindam Chaudhuri, the man who ‘inspired’ thousands to ’think beyond IIMs’, on Friday, declared that Indian Institute of Planning and Mangament (IIPM) will stop fresh admissions to its management courses and wind up all its campuses across the country, except Delhi, reports the Economic Times. A career built on screaming newspaper advertisements and misguiding claims, Arindam ‘business’ ventures have been surrounded by controversies for long. But Arinadam is not all about bad business practices and playing with the future of thousands of students. He is also a writer at heart. ‘Discover the diamond in you’ and ‘Count your chickens before they hatch’ are the titles of just the two of his five gems of a book. And now may be the perfect time to add to that number. If he does, here are our predictions for his next masterpiece. Actually, let us rephrase. Here’s a book-set for winning at life:  Killing Them Softly: A Guide to Enrolling People (for almost anything) From students to employees, an all-you-need-to-know guide to ~trap~ enroll people.  The Best Exotic Marigold College: My Life Running a College Arindam built an empire by misguiding students, which gives him a special kind of authority on the subject.  The Missing Link: A Guide to Shutting Down the Media Plenty of experience here, Arindam successfully made the government delete numerous web links critical of him and his institute. Arnab Goswami would be proud.  Extremely Long and Incredibly Oily: Arindam’s Guide to Perfect Hair After maintaining THAT hairdo for forever, a how-to book is surely in order.  Crimes and Misdemeanors: Arindam’s Guide to Career Counselling His claim to know everything about everything has earned him front page advertisements for IIPM even during the most controversial times for the institute.  The World’s End: A Guide to Dressing-up For those who like to dress different. Clearly.  Shooting in the Dark: Starting a New Business A guide to get what you can, however you can!  The Theory of Everything: How to Advertise in India His magnum opus.   Photo credit: Facebook