What would happen if Donald Trump reviewed books? #TrumpBookReport, that's what

After the third and final US presidential debate on Thursday, it was easy to conclude that Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump’s attitude at all the three debates could be described with one word: Crass. Whether they were enlightening remarks about the “nasty woman” and “bad hombres” or the ingenious “Wrong!” comeback to pretty much any allegation made against him, the remarks made by Trump perhaps set a new low for debating. [caption id=“attachment_3063796” align=“alignnone” width=“825”] File image of Donald Trump. Reuters[/caption] And what is the worst thing you can imagine a person like that doing? That’s right: Commenting on literature. Whenever someone makes a strange remark or does something ridiculous, you can expect a hilarious response from the Twitterati. And this time, people on Twitter told us what it would look like if Donald Trump reviewed or commented on some classic works in literature:

#TrumpBookReport

I don't read books.

They're all rigged.

Reading is for losers.

— Brandon Unger 🌎🇺🇲 🇺🇦🌊 (@ungerbn103) October 20, 2016

NOBODY, I mean NOBODY, has more pride than me. And NOBODY has more prejudice. I have so much pride. And so much prejudice. #TrumpBookReport

— Dotti Enderle/Dax Varley ✍🏻 (@dottienderle) October 20, 2016

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Hogwarts was rigged. Harry Potter begged like a dog not to be in Slytherin. Dumbledore bailed him out. I alone can fix! #TrumpBookReport

— Daniel W. Drezner (@dandrezner) October 20, 2016

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THE TRIAL. Look, is Josef K guilty? I don't know, but a lot of people are saying he is. A lot of the best people say it. #TrumpBookReport

— Electric Literature (@ElectricLit) October 21, 2016

This Dorian. I would have got my foundation to pay for the portrait. Loser. #TrumpBookReport

— Peter Griffin isn’t spending much time here (@zigzackly) October 20, 2016

"Such a nasty hobbit." #TrumpBookReport

— Awful Fantasy (@AwfulFantasy) October 20, 2016

Pride and Prejudice. Great book. I take tremendous pride in being prejudiced. #TrumpBookReport

— Dr. Fraud 🏳️‍🌈 (@Drfraud19) October 20, 2016

This Dracula. An immigrant, a criminal, a bad hombre. I'd build a Transylvanian border wall & make vampires pay for it. #TrumpBookReport

— Henry Tudor (@KngHnryVIII) October 20, 2016

Sleeping Beauty? The Prince just started kissing her. Didn't even ask. When you're a prince they let you do it.#TrumpBookReport

— Sameer Noorani (@sameernoorani) October 20, 2016

That Giving Tree was a loser. It gave and gave and gave. Horrible deals. Ends up a stump. Schmuck. #TrumpBookReport

— Warren Leight (@warrenleightTV) October 20, 2016

Jurrasic Park. Yuge disaster. Dinosaurs everywhere. So many deaths. So many. I'd have built bigger fences. The best fences #TrumpBookReport

— Alex McIntire (@A_Mac_27) October 20, 2016

Anna Karenina. Such a nasty woman. #Trumpbookreport

— John Podhoretz (@jpodhoretz) October 20, 2016

Fault? These stars are a disaster. A disaster, let me tell you. Believe me, I'm going to make stars great again. #TrumpBookReport

— Maureen Johnson (@maureenjohnson) October 20, 2016

Lolita? In six years, I'll be dating her.#TrumpBookReport

— Jennifer Senior (@JenSeniorNY) October 20, 2016

Who knows For Whom the Bell Tolls? It should toll for me, but the bell is rigged. Very rigged. Hemingway golfed with Bill. #TrumpBookReport

— Joseph McClain (@j2250) October 20, 2016

Sophie's Choice. Justin. Such a loser. Not my first choice, I can tell you. #TrumpBookReport

— Samit Basu (@samitbasu) October 20, 2016

Little Women? How little? In ten years, I'll be dating them. #TrumpBookReport

— Mithila Phadke (@PhadkeTai) October 20, 2016

50 Shades of Grey? Boring! Grey's a weak color. Very weak. Lightweight. Gold's better. I have a lot of gold. I'm very rich. #TrumpBookReport

— Laura Tisdall (@LauraTisdall) October 20, 2016

Gatsby? He says he was great. I don't know. People are saying maybe not so great. I'll make Gatsby great again. #trumpbookreport

— Brian Francis (@briandfrancis) October 20, 2016

Noah was so bad. I'll deport the animals. All the animals love me. I'll build a beautiful ark. God will pay for the ark. #TrumpBookReport

— James Melville 🚜 (@JamesMelville) October 20, 2016

I have the best songs. Great songs, believe me. They're not about Ice. Or Fire. Wrong. Wrong. They're about me #TrumpBookReport

— Samit Basu (@samitbasu) October 20, 2016

Those poor heights. They were wuthering. Wuthering so bad. Bigly wuthering. I'll make them great again. #TrumpBookReport @AntonioFrench

— Live, Learn, Lead Boldly (she/they) 🦄 (@calliembush) October 20, 2016

Cartoonist Matthew Inman also created a brilliant comic to show how to ‘Trump’, a line of thinking which must have been used to create a lot of these tweets.We were so inspired by the witty tweets that we decided to give the Trump treatment to some Indian writing:

“Three Mistakes of My Life? Wrong, that’s just fiction. I never made any mistakes. Ask Sean Hannity. No one asks Sean Hannity.” “The Hungry Tide? I never read that. It’s just immigrants and bad hombres trying to take our jobs.” “The Discovery of India? I love India, okay? There’s swatches of land there. I own property there.” “I used to have a Half Girlfriend, believe me. Now she’s accusing me of groping her. #NastyWoman” “Midnight’s Children are a disaster. Just a disaster. You’ve got to build a wall to keep those bad hombres out. Bigly.” "I don’t know Ram. But 14 years in the jungle and he didn’t build a single hotel. That’s bad business"