President Donald Trump is fuming over Secretary of State Rex Tillerson
reportedly threatening to resign and calling him either a ‘moron’
or a
f#$%^& moron
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File image of US president Donald Trump. AP[/caption] We, at FP Special Forces wouldn’t be too happy if one of our many nameless, faceless minions similarly mouthed off behind our backs either. We’d expect them to at least put some respec’ on it and call us Mr Moron. Or Mr F#%$@$ moron, if you’re nasty. But the leader of the free world knew that at a time when the North Korea crisis was on the boil, where America was being ripped apart by deteriorating race relations, facing climate change on an unprecedented scale (
or unpresidented, if you please).
’ Just kidding. No, the man in charge of the world’s largest nuclear arsenal challenged perhaps the most powerful person in his administration—other than the man who repairs the TV remote— to compare IQ tests. Well, things could always be worse. It could have been a dance off. Which, if judging by his Secretary of Energy
Rick Perry’s performance on Dancing With The Stars
, might have been a sight to make the eyes sore. So we have a good news/bad news type scenario. First, the bad news:
We’re all probably going to die in World War III
.
It’s funny because it’s true.
And now, the good news: Our little birds tell us television producers in that damnable liberal bastion known as Hollywood are prepping a new TV show: Are You Smarter Than a Donald Trump? You can choose from four answers, given by a select group of celebrities (oooh. aaaaah) and of course, a fifth-grader. The results will reflect how much grey matter you have between your ears. Or lack thereof. Here’s a sneak peak:
FP Special Forces is a highly sophisticated and well-trained unit of the Firstpost Corps. Its mission: To cure the world of boredom and banality, by re-interpreting the mundane and telling it 'like it is'. Its motto: There is no I in Special Forces Note: A handful of salt is recommended before embarking on this content