There are bad movie to game adaptations… And then there’s G.I.Joe: Rise of Cobra, a game so terrible, it makes me wonder how EA can afford to waste money on garbage like this during such recession fueled times. Now I’m no game developer but I don’t understand for the life of me how anyone with even half a brain could green light this project. It looks like ass, it plays like ass and it reeks of well… ass. The game has absolutely no redeeming quality to it. How is it that no one at EA pulled the plug on this project from day one?
Quite possibly the worst game ever made.
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Written by Avinash Bali
Nash, as he prefers being called, woke up to the wonders of gaming rather late but don't bring that up around him. It's a touchy subject. A self confessed Battlefield veteran, Nash spent a good part of 2010 on the Steam Battlefield - with Bad Company (see what we did there?). He has a zero tolerance policy towards RTS games but is currently showing an interest by picking up and moving people - who he refers to as units - in the office. Thank God he's not that enthusiastic about Angry Birds or we'd be seeing women flying all over the place. Bali... Bali, put the receptionist down now. see more

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