 "Rockstar Promotes Manhunt 2 Innovatively")
Rockstar sure knows how to promote their games; for their upcoming sequel to one of the most violent games ever made, Manhunt, they’ve started sending out letters to various websites and reviewers that contained two bloody medical bracelets and a letter that read:
Enclosed are Danny Lamb and Leo Kasper’s ID bracelets found discarded after last night’s incident. This is the only potentially damning evidence we have found so far. I trust every possible precaution will be taken to ensure that any records relating to these patients are destroyed.
_We are all too aware that both subjects pose a highly serious threat to society, let alone the very existence of “The Project.” Both patients suffer sever psychotic episodes characterized by intense paranoia, involuntary psychotic reactions, delusional hallucinations and acute schizophrenic disorders..
We HAVE to track them down.
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_- Dr. Whyte
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Can’t wait for this game.
Nash, as he prefers being called, woke up to the wonders of gaming rather late but don't bring that up around him. It's a touchy subject. A self confessed Battlefield veteran, Nash spent a good part of 2010 on the Steam Battlefield - with Bad Company (see what we did there?). He has a zero tolerance policy towards RTS games but is currently showing an interest by picking up and moving people - who he refers to as units - in the office. Thank God he's not that enthusiastic about Angry Birds or we'd be seeing women flying all over the place. Bali... Bali, put the receptionist down now.