 "POSTAL Movie Update")
As much as I think this movie’s going to suck, there’s still a part of me that wants to watch it. Running with Scissors is keeping mum on the project, but a small (really really small) bit of information regarding the movie’s cast had trickled through thanks to firingsquad.com and it goes something like this:
“The Internet Movie Database has revealed some more info on the casting on the upcoming Uwe Boll movie based on Running With Scissors’s Postal action game series. Among the notables are J.K. Simmons (J. Jonah Jameson in the Spider-Man movies) playing the role of “Candidate Wells”, as well as Michael Par
Nash, as he prefers being called, woke up to the wonders of gaming rather late but don't bring that up around him. It's a touchy subject. A self confessed Battlefield veteran, Nash spent a good part of 2010 on the Steam Battlefield - with Bad Company (see what we did there?). He has a zero tolerance policy towards RTS games but is currently showing an interest by picking up and moving people - who he refers to as units - in the office. Thank God he's not that enthusiastic about Angry Birds or we'd be seeing women flying all over the place. Bali... Bali, put the receptionist down now.