Pig out with Jagged Farm

GFI has announced a new RTS called Jagged Farm: Birth of a Hero that puts you in control of a bunch of pigs who decide to revolt. As revolting as this may sound, here’s the press release that’s been written by someone whose indulged in a wee bit o’ celebration.

What would happen if one day one little pig grew wiser? Erm-mmm… In fact, nothing serious. Troubles to everyone don’t count. So once upon a time, a little witty pig called Pigius decided that his brothers are oppressed. To say more, they are in danger… Com’on, this is the same old story! All rights to pigs! Pigs rule! Viva the snouts! You know this.

Alarm! Pigs are attacking! People are in panic. Who’s gonna to save them? Who will save the humanity? The hero has come and her name is Gluk’Oza. She bravely leads her forces, her faithful infantry. Links! Links! Links! 2! 3! 4! Do you hear them march on? It’s a march of freedom.

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_But her grunting opponents won’t surrender. Specious swine are dying to get global hegemony! The girl in camouflage must reveal her strategic talent and stop them. Build pillboxes, place minefields and use air-defense turrets, command large armies of beavers, bears, moles and other animals. The powerful ‘Officers’ game engine provides wonderful cartoon-styled graphics. As for the rest, Jagged Farm is a real-time strategy game. Destroy the Schweine or they destroy you.
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If this kind of game tickles your bone, check out GFI’s product page for more information.