 "Paris Hilton Game Announced")
Mobile game developer Gameloft has announced a game in association with Paris Hilton entertainment Inc to develop and publish games based on the infamous (annoying, obnoxious etc) Paris Hilton herself. Unfortunately this isn’t a game where you can mutilate, maim, torture or kill her (or her chihuahua); it’s actually a game where you’ll be able to indulge in the glamour of Hollywood with the spoilt airhead herself. The game is geared towards tools… I mean teens that idolize Paris Hilton and will be available by the summer of 06. This is probably the worst news I’ve heard since the outbreak of the Bird Flu virus.
Nash, as he prefers being called, woke up to the wonders of gaming rather late but don't bring that up around him. It's a touchy subject. A self confessed Battlefield veteran, Nash spent a good part of 2010 on the Steam Battlefield - with Bad Company (see what we did there?). He has a zero tolerance policy towards RTS games but is currently showing an interest by picking up and moving people - who he refers to as units - in the office. Thank God he's not that enthusiastic about Angry Birds or we'd be seeing women flying all over the place. Bali... Bali, put the receptionist down now.