 "Destroy Them Pesky Humans Again!")
Pandemic Studios (Full Spectrum Warrior, Mercenaries) will give gamers another chance to destroy humanity with Destroy All Humans! 2. The game will follow the exploits of a Furon (alien for all you simple folk) named Crypto as he goes around dishing out anal probes and annihilating the human race. The first game was fun for like a day and then it got a bit repetitive; let’s see if Pandemic can fix up the monotony issue with this one. Destroy all Humans! 2 will feature an upgraded arsenal of weapons, enhanced mental abilities (more anal probes?), and co-op multiplayer, which I hope isn’t limited to a couple of missions only (Chaos Theory anyone?). The game is being developed for the Xbox and the PlayStation2 and will be available by Fall (September - November) of 2006.
Nash, as he prefers being called, woke up to the wonders of gaming rather late but don't bring that up around him. It's a touchy subject. A self confessed Battlefield veteran, Nash spent a good part of 2010 on the Steam Battlefield - with Bad Company (see what we did there?). He has a zero tolerance policy towards RTS games but is currently showing an interest by picking up and moving people - who he refers to as units - in the office. Thank God he's not that enthusiastic about Angry Birds or we'd be seeing women flying all over the place. Bali... Bali, put the receptionist down now.