2016 in alternative space stories: Aliens, a new zodiac, mind-controlling space stations and Armageddon

2016 has been an exciting year for space. Aliens were photographed near the sun, near the international space station (ISS), on Mars, and then the evidence was promptly covered up by Nasa. The supermoon caused seismic shocks and colossal tidal waves. Astronaut Scott Kelly admitted to the existence of aliens after a year long mission in the ISS. Nasa changed everyone’s zodiac. 1,000 meteorites are heading towards the Earth, the Armageddon is coming. The elite will escape the end of the earth by fleeing to a space station built by the illuminati and the freemasons, which will also be used for mind control and other evil purposes. If you want to believe, we tip our tin foil hats to you, just ignore the science and read on. Nasa changed the Zodiac Nasa apparently changed the zodiac  and everyone had their signs reassigned. Nasa wrote an article for children  explaining the constellations . The article showed that the sun takes different periods of time to pass through the constellations, and the movement is not divided neatly into twelve equal parts. The constellations are all different sizes and shapes, and so the Sun takes different amounts of time to pass through these constellations. The Sun crosses Virgo over a period of 45 days and crosses over Scorpius over a period of just 7 days. These are the extreme examples of the longest and shortest times the Sun takes to cross a constellation. https://twitter.com/Cosmopolitan/status/776839635494461441 In fact, over the course of a year, the sun moves through thirteen constellations, and not twelve. Ancient systems of astrology used thirteen signs in the Zodiac, but the Babylonians dropped the thirteenth sign, Ophiuchus. That is till Nasa got it back. People had grown attached to their Zodiac signs and did not take the reports of reassignment well. Nasa responded by saying that they are interested in science and that astrology is not science. According to Nasa, people enjoy the predictions based on Zodiac signs for the same reason as consuming speculative fiction is fun. https://twitter.com/NASA/status/778293791497285632 One thousand asteroids heading towards the earth Apparently, there are 1000 asteroids headed to Earth  and the space agency is desperately calling for help. The Daily Star reported that “NASA has launched its first ever robotic mission – known as Juno – to visit the largest asteroid close to home.” The Juno mission by Nasa is safely in orbit around Jupiter and beaming back images from the vicinity of the Gas giant. The actual mission is question the the Osiris-REx mission, which is on its way to asteroid Bennu to study the origins of life. The conspiracy has some basis in fact, as Bennu is one of the potentially hazardous asteroids (PHAs) designated by Nasa. Nasa does maintain a list of candidates that could devastatingly impact the Earth. However, scientists will know well in advance before such an event occurs. The asteroid only has a 1 in 2,700 chance of hitting the Earth, and we will only know if Bennu is a potential threat in the year 2,135. Interested readers can monitor the asteroids that might impact the Earth  for themselves. [caption id=“attachment_331051” align=“aligncenter” width=“640”] The Osiris-REx mission to Bennu. Image Credits: NASA Handout to Reuters[/caption] Earthquakes and tidal waves caused by the Supermoon The year ended with a series of supermoons, where the moon appeared unusually large and bright. The November supermoon was the largest and brightest in 70 years, the closest the Moon got to Earth since 1948. There will not be another supermoon like the November 2016 supermoon till the year 2034. Skygazers were treated to a once in a lifetime sight. The Daily Star, reported that theorists were warning of earthquakes and tidal waves that would be caused by the supermoon. [caption id=“attachment_346999” align=“aligncenter” width=“640”] Image: Sam Garcia[/caption] The report was based on findings of a Japanese study that pointed out to increased tectonic activity when the moon gets close to the Earth. The study was exploring possible causes of earthquakes, and the tidal forces caused by the Moon were presented as a possible, and debatable, cause. There were no earth shattering quakes or a tsunami. The supermoon was a sight to behold, but not that all different from a regular full moon. “A supermoon, or perigee full moon can be as much as 14 percent bigger and 30 percent brighter than an apogee full moon. However it’s not always easy to tell the difference. A 30 percent difference in brightness can easily be masked by clouds or the competing glare of urban lights,” Nasa explains in an article announcing the supermoons. Nasa rover finds snake on Mars A Nasa rover apparently captured an image of a snake on Mars, according to the website UFOsightingsdaily . The image looks like a common brown or garden snake found on Earth, and appears to be at home on the deserts of the red planet. The web site speculated that a snake had better chances of surviving in the conditions of a Martian desert. While the snake appears to be lifting its head, that may just be a trick of perspective, and it could be a feature running along the rocks. Conspiracy theories further twisted the findings. The image does not show the existence of familiar life forms on Mars, but is evidence of an entirely different kind of cover up by Nasa. They believe that Nasa never sent a rover to Mars, just as they faked the moon landings. The images show unequivocal proof that the rovers are just roaming around deserts on Earth, and the images are clearly not from another planet. Star Wars around the Sun Arthur C. Clarke wrote of energy beings that could live on the surface of a sun and a YouTube video claims to have found just such evidence. The series of images show small white specks around the sun. The video is evidence that there are extra terrestrials are involved in some kind of unknown operations around the Sun. There is speculation that the aliens are harvesting the energy released by the sun for unknown reasons, mining rare elements, or even controlling the amount of light and heat released for nefarious purposes.

Mirror contacted the owner of the site UFOsightingsdaily, Scott C Waring about the video. Waring said the video reminded him of an old news article where Russian scientists had gathered evidence of mysterious moon-sized spaceships around the sun that were performing unknown operations around the clock. The news article has apparently vanished from the internet, but at least the YouTube video has not been erased by Nasa… yet. Nasa cuts live feed when aliens show up near the ISS Nasa apparently cut off its live feed when an alien spaceship appeared unexpectedly near the ISS. Yahoo consolidated the articles from a number of sources. A bright, metallic object moves across the screen and pauses for just a second before the feed goes blank. It is a popular notion among conspiracy theorists that Nasa is suppressing information and evidence it has found of extraterrestrial life in the solar system. https://twitter.com/SoloVoc/status/753241885972500484 The ISS maintains a live feed , that goes blank at times because the ISS’ orbit takes it out of the range of high-bandwidth capable satellites needed for streaming. Nasa does not even control when the feed goes blank. The feed shows exteriors of the space station for the most part, but switches to cameras in the interior at times. Explanations for the mysterious object that does not involve aliens, include other satellites, space junk and the Chinese cargo spacecraft Tiangong-1. Asgardia is for secret mind control Asgardia is a space station project that aims to create a nation in orbit around the Earth. The humanitarian project aims to democratise space, and prevent people from taking tribal notions into the skies. The project treats everyone on the planet as “Earthlings” and intends to take steps to reduce the impact of nationalism and earth-based politics. Asgardia is an effort to prevent an Earth-based conflict from spreading into space. Anyone can apply to be a citizen. The Sun reports claims by conspiracy theorists that the space station is actually a secret tool by the freemasons and the illuminati to control the minds of Earthlings. The exhaust port animation used on the web site, which appears on surface to a universal symbol, is apparently an illuminati symbol representing the Egyptian God, Horus. The symbol is the variant of the famous “all seeing eye”, which the secret society has apparently hidden in plain sight on United States currency notes. Scott Kelly confirms the existence of aliens Astronaut Scott Kelly spent a year in space, delighting his followers with a series of interesting science experiments. After coming back to Earth, he answered questions, looking back at the historic mission. He noted that coming back to gravity on Earth was more difficult than leaving it behind. Kelly mentioned that it would probably be easier for extra terrestrials with different physiologies to better tackle the change from space to Earth. Basically, Kelly just uses the word “alien” about twenty minutes into the interview.

Beforeitsnews reported that Kelly just confirmed what conspiracy theorists knew of all along. That there were in fact aliens in the vicinity of the Earth, and that Nasa is supressing the evidence for it. The joke by Kelly might have fallen a little flat, but the few seconds of silence after the statement is explained as “deafly” and “awkward.” The report goes on to speculate that the disclosure by Kelly is the start of a “drip-feeding” of news, where existence of aliens is silently revealed over a period of time in buried statements.