Somewhere in the middle of Manchester United’s lacklustre run in 2018, people started to notice that, at times, watching Jose Mourinho was more entertaining than watching his team play football.
For, in 2018, the man with a penchant for rubbing people the wrong way seemed to get into a scrap with everything: star players, rival coaches, the media, and even a wall! As 2018 winds down, here’s a list of what Mourinho has done so far this season:
Fought a brick wall
‘No water? Are we saving for January?’
Gave stats for his ’lovers’
Jose Mourinho’s message to his lovers. 😂
— Man Utd Channel (@ManUtdChannel) November 29, 2018
[by @samuelluckhurst]pic.twitter.com/OkL5J3a90A
Smashed a crate of bottles
Tried to punch Chelsea’s Marco Ianni
💥 Scenes at Stamford Bridge! 💥
— Sky Sports Premier League (@SkySportsPL) October 20, 2018
Jose Mourinho says he has accepted an apology from @ChelseaFC assistant coach Marco Ianni, who sparked chaos in the dugout following Ross Barkley's last-minute equaliser! 😳
📲 https://t.co/kP8eN2ANKB pic.twitter.com/DUcdl5fa5a
Abused camera in Portuguese
BREAKING: José Mourinho has been charged following Manchester United’s game against Newcastle United on 6 October 2018. pic.twitter.com/r6rQosYa2w
— Sky Sports News (@SkySportsNews) October 16, 2018
Vouched for Paul Scholes’ freedom of speech
Is Jose Mourinho affected by Paul Scholes' comments?
— BBC Sport (@BBCSport) October 3, 2018
Not in the slightest, apparently. pic.twitter.com/2n3vuqAI2e
Accused a reporter from The Sun of bugging his cellphone
Earlier today, Jose Mourinho says The Sun's Neil Custis has bugged his phone. Cue awkward shuffling on his seat from Custis and a press officer hastily trying to move things along pic.twitter.com/a1RN8EH10w
— The Sun Apologies (@SunApology) October 1, 2018
Got into a scrap with Paul Pogba
The full extended version of José Mourinho and Paul Pogba today in training [via @MUnitedFrance]pic.twitter.com/FlKzj4vxk9
— RedMancunian (@RedMancunian) September 26, 2018
Threw shade at Chris Smalling over his haircut
Took a dive
Jose Mourinho’s arrival for England vs. Spain couldn’t have gone much worse… pic.twitter.com/AOBSPbrbR0
— ESPN FC (@ESPNFC) September 10, 2018
Chanted ‘respect, respect, respect’
Got sent off to the stands for protesting a decision in 0-0 home draw against Burnley
Jose Mourinho was sent to the stands during Man Utd's 0-0 draw with Burnley today. He wasn't impressed, clearly...
— AS USA (@English_AS) October 29, 2016
🎥 https://t.co/9QAkhUIuVZ pic.twitter.com/ADw7mJGKr0
Got sent off to the stands again! This time, for angrily kicking away a bottle after Paul Pogba was shown yellow in match against West Ham United
Jose Mourinho sent to the stands... AGAIN pic.twitter.com/bJNncQAa3P
— NairaBET (@NairaBET) November 27, 2016
Reminded journalists and fans how his former teams had knocked out Manchester United at Old Trafford before. Right after United crashed out of the Champions League in the Last-16 at the hands of Sevilla
Taunted Juventus fans
Jose Mourinho has got the Juventus fans and players rattled at full time! 😬🤬
— Football on TNT Sports (@footballontnt) November 7, 2018
He's enjoyed that one A LOT! 🤫 pic.twitter.com/Gcmuyd3sDo