Central Board of Film Certification chief Pahlaj Nihalani, after having rebuffed the reportorial advances of several intrepid journalists finally acceded to grant an interview , to Faking News’ make-do anchor-who-bears-a-striking-resemblance-to-another-far-from-make-do anchor. Trigger warning: Footage contains excessive silliness and obsessive use of the phrase ‘aaj per guideline’.