Today in Wait, What? — Nose Hair Extensions are a thing and we are 'hairrified'

We’ve been hearing for years that the end of the world is near — little did we know just how near. So without further delay, we are going to disclose what we mean. Behold [caption id=“attachment_4132445” align=“alignnone” width=“825”]  Nose hair extensions. Images from Facebook.[/caption] Yes folks, the latest trend from the Social Media Generation or Generation Z (that’s a thing, we checked) is Nose Hair Extensions. No, you didn’t read that wrong, and your eyes are definitely not deceiving you. What may have started as a joke by a beauty blogger now has volunteers. So how do you get that perfectly bushy growth you ask? (We’re going to tell you even if you didn’t, hehe) It’s simple really, and there are two ways to achieve the perfect nose hair (cannot believe we are writing this). One way is to go old school and grow those buggers out. Another way is to buy false eyelashes. Yep, when in doubt, always buy false eyelashes. They are the answer to everything. So you take a pair of falsies, but rather than sticking them on to your eyelids, you dig that finger right into your nostril and paste them there. Viola! Nose hair for days. What’s next? Toe and finger hair extensions? Back and chest hair growth serum? Braiding your eyebrows? Whatever it is, all we have to say is — bring it on. We’r going to make your life even more easy and give you a step by step tutorial by this beauty blogger. Enjoy!

PS - We’re truly sorry you had to read this post, but we couldn’t unsee this and felt the need to spread our misery everywhere.