Spoiler Alert: Do not read further if you’ve not watched Game of Thrones, Season 6, Episode 5. The Door, what an episode! Wow. Last week , I was joyous that there weren’t many characters (relevant and important to the show’s premise) that died. I think I spoke too soon. By the end of the episode, I went into a fit, much like how Hodor does and then I hugged my knees and became what can be only described a sobbing mess. After I recovered from a classic Game of Thrones episode, one that simply shreds the viewers’ guts, rams daggers into hopeful hearts and mangles one’s very core, it all seems to be coming together — bloody beautifully. First, let’s get one thing out of the way: Ser Jorah finally confessed his love for Danaerys, knowing fully well that he is mostly likely going to die of grayscale and also knowing that he will never get out of the friend-zone. Ever.
For anyone who has ever experienced love, unrequited, such a confession would be impassioned, powerful; the scene between Danaerys and Ser Jorah was awkward, artificial and lacked emotional depth. It was wooden (much like Jorah’s skin) and underwhelming, especially with Daario Naharis hearing the whole thing (give them some space for God’s sake!). It was a tawdry way of addressing unrequited love and terminal illness.
In Mereen, another Red Woman, Kinvara, makes an appearance at Tyrion’s doorstep. Tyrion, palpably scared (or perhaps charmed by her beauty read as cleavage) was a stuttering mess as he appeared too grateful when she responded positively to him to help Danaerys maintain her reputation as the Mother of Dragons, Unburnt etc among the masses. Varys on the other hand is quite sceptical, but in that fairly short scene, this new Red Woman shuts Varys up by telling she knows personal things about how his genitals were cut-off by the second grade sorcerer — Varys looks scared and convinced. There was something off about this new character, she’s definitely sketchy and also perhaps someone we should watch out for. In the grey, cloudy, Iron Islands, Yara doesn’t manage to claim the throne. Surprise! Surprise! She is mansplained by her uncle, Euron Greyjoy (who killed Balon) that he would do a much better job than her as a King. All those gathered, smitten and sold by his gregarious mansplaining oration cheer for him. Yara and Theon are now on the run for their lives because right after Euron is proclaimed king he says, “Where are my niece and nephew? Let’s go murder them.” Ah. Classic Game of Thrones. There’s more brother-sister bonding time in Castle Black and they set out to take the North back, by taking baby steps. Sansa, like I had argued in my earlier piece, is in fact stepping up to take the Stark name and more importantly lead, she is also lying and keeping things from her brother — qualities that are important for leadership in this really twisted fantasy world, I suppose. Arya’s gotten a new assignment to kill and again, it looks like she might mess up because the girl asks too many questions. All these storylines were small developments, compared to what’s going on in Bran Stark’s part of the world. Time moves slow in Bran’s quarters, also tedious and oft boring. He’s a greenseer — a quality/power (almost nonexistent, extremely rare) that allows him to travel to the past, see the present, control the minds of beasts (and Hodor, so probably another human as well) and see into the future. We have all wondered about Bran’s role in the war(s?) to come, what is the three-eyed raven teaching him? Bran is the key to unlocking many mysteries in the past, especially if he knows about Jon Snow’s mother: is she Lyanna Stark? Does he also have the Targaryen blood in him? Bored out of his wits (probably because the Three-Eyed Raven keeps pulling him out of the interesting parts of the past), Bran goes on a solo trip, but what he sees is the army of the dead — the White Walkers and the Night’s King (yes, the really bada** Zombie-blue-eyed chap from previous season’s Hard Home). Bran stays there too long and the Night’s King touches Bran, leaving his mark upon Bran, and the sacred cave is no longer a safe place for Bran because the White Walkers can now enter it and they do. This unauthorised solo weir-wood session cost Bran deeply. An important revelation in this episode is that the Children of The Forest had in fact created The White Walkers to protect themselves from the men who were plundering their land and their forests.
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