Dhinchak Pooja releases new song Baapu Dede Thoda Cash, and we will never be the same

There are a few times in life that even a writer runs out of words — staring into the eyes of the one you love, grieving over the loss of someone who mattered to you, achieving something that you’ve been working towards for months, or (and this takes the cherry on the cake) after listening to one of Dhinchak Pooja’s songs. [caption id=“attachment_3746723” align=“alignleft” width=“380”]  Dhinchak Pooja. Image from Facebook[/caption] Our favourite cringe-pop sensation has unleashed her latest reign of terror upon the unsuspecting public, and we will never be the same. Baapu Dede Thoda Cash is the name of the disease. Symptoms may include bleeding from the eyes and ears, complete loss of hearing, and heart failure. In this song, Dhinchak Pooja is kindly requesting her father to give her some money for the essentials in life such as the installation of diamonds in a Rolex watch, the purchase of some Gucci ke kapde, the fulfillment of Dhinchak Pooja’s requirement to go on a World Tour and the very basic need of making a music video. (This kind of humour is extremely uncharacteristic of Dhinchak Pooja and it may be the most hilarious yet clever thing that DP has ever done — no money to make music video therefore — lyric video. Ta Da). In the interest of the general public — we sincerely request Dhinchak Pooja’s father to cut off all monetary ties with her. Sincere thanks. Watch Dhinchak Pooja’s latest song (?) Baapu Dede Thoda Cash below