Chunkzz movie review: Boyzz will be boyzz and sickozz will be sickozz

(Our software does not permit us to show less than 1 star in the rating graphic above. Please note that our critic has refused to rate this film.) There were once four boyzz from Kerala Who pretended ee life-il oru care illa But deep down inside They all wanted a bride And they mourned because, y’know, penn illa.   Now these boyzz treated women like shit As sub-humans on whom men should spit They leered at their teacher They were that kind of creature I swear I can’t stand them one bit.   So these boyzz lolled about ogling girlzz Then along came a gay girl with curlzz She ignored all the boyzz Did not fall for their ployzz Or so it seems as this story unfurlzz. [caption id=“attachment_3928515” align=“alignnone” width=“825”] (L to R) Balu Varghese, Dharmajan Bolgatty, Ganapathi S. Poduvel and Vishak Nair.[/caption] One day she and the boyzz climb a wall To scale which she seeks help, that is all One boy pushes up her bum He is that kind of scum ’Tis behaviour that made my skin crawl.   The hero is a chap called Romario Who behaves like he’s some sort of Lothario But he’zz playing a part To mask a desperate heart All Romario wantzz is to marry-o.   On a Goa trip with Riya from college He peepzz into her loo without her knowledge He leerzz at the lady I tell ya he’s shady ’Tis a fact we had better acknowledge.   He tellzz us he wants to see Riya’s “kuntham” Yes, the creep will not even say “vaginum” He first triezz to bed her Then he getzz to wed her Next we learn it was all a sick stratagem.   Now remember that gay girl called Sherin? The one I mentioned right at the beginnin’? Sherin’s part of his plot But I don’t care a dot Cos this film clearly looks down on women.   These fellowzz treat women like dirt Meant for three things: marry, screw or flirt Yet they so badly want A pretty wife to flaunt But respecting that wife, I guess, would hurt.   It is clear here that women are objects of hate Why do these boyzz long to wed women or date? As property to claim? As scapegoats to blame? Ask questions, dear viewers, it’s still not too late.   Now you may say: “Who cares for this critic?’ “She’s just too much of a bloody damned cynic” Well don’t care for me That’s not the point, you see We must shame starzz like Perumanna, Lal and Siddique.   Dear leads Varghese, Nair, Bolgatty and Poduvel Can you tell us when better sense will prevail? You are good with comedy But you pick this travesty How much further will you lower your level?   Honey and Mareena, where goes your self-respect? Is this not a film any thinking woman ought to reject? You are artistes, not meat Not a hungry man’s treat You okayed this script, knowing what to expect?   This film Chunkzz thinks it is oh so cool In the way it showzz how these men drool At those thingies called women That they don’t see as human Chunkzz is not even worth our ridicule.   What this film deserves is our utter contempt From our judgement, it should not be exempt When we tolerate these blokezz And laugh at their jokezz We give such men in the real world consent.   If Chunkzz mocked religious folk instead of women Netas would wail, cops would put Omar in prison That is not my demand I, a viewer, reprimand Ugly humour that treats women as sub-human.