Anushka Sharma, Virat Kohli wedding: From menu to clothes — here's what could be happening
Since most news mills have declared that Virat Kohli and Anushka Sharma are, indeed, getting married in Tuscany, (they might be just be on an extended trip, matching kundalis, or just wanderlust-ing for all we know) it is time we caught up with the trend.
However, here's one hurdle we face — nothing has been confirmed yet.
But that is not an excuse to slack while the wells of our imagination begin to run dry.
Therefore, we imagine how the #VirushkaWedding (blame Instagram fan pages, they are run by minors) is shaping up with the Kohli and Sharma family running around in circles — tasting food, trying on clothes and pulling off everything else that is characteristic of an Indian wedding.
Now we all know how much the captain loves Delhi food but Tuscany is no Rajouri Garden. This is Italy and we have strong reasons to believe that crispy artichoke hearts are being served just before the main entrée, which obviously is bocconcini di pollo allo (totally made that up). There may be some spinach quiches on the menu too. Obviously, for the protein.
We'd like to think that Virat and Anushka will be traditionally dressed. Virat in a sherwani and Anushka in a red lehenga from...Maanyavar. Obviously. Manish Malhotra might be upset at not being a part of this ensemble, but that's okay. We were half expecting Anushka to announce she would be wearing her own label Nush to the wedding (you go girl).
If this were a quintessential Punjabi wedding, four uncles would already be doing the naagin dance on the floor. But this isn't some random wedding where parents leave their children on the dance floor to try out golgappas. Virat and Anushka will obviously trade Royal Stag with Rosé. Rest assured there is going to be a wine list with names that even your cousin from vilaayat can't pronouce.
Bridesmaids and baraatis
Now, we would like to believe that Anushka hasn't shot a tacky 'From Ms to Mrs' video with her gal pals. Or (the *horror*) a pre-wedding video. Think about it. If such videos existed, they would be on our page. Meanwhile, we are expecting the bridesmaids to be dressed in pastels, throwing flowers at Anushka, as she walks towards her groom in the backyard of some Chateau Borgo Santo Pietro.
(This is completely a figment of our imagination).
Updated Date: Dec 11, 2017 19:06:47 IST
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