 "Social media stalker's guide: Parineeti, Alia's 'Fan' moment, Kunal Kemmu pays ode to Salman")
Editor’s note: What’s more fun than passing off stalking celebrities on social media as work? Very little, right? And so, we scanned the Instagram and Twitter accounts of celebs from India and abroad, to bring to you weekly updates from the interwebz. Who tweeted to whom? Who reposted last night’s party pics? Who went on a rant about-… well, whatever it is Kanye West rants about. Whatever it is, don’t worry, we’ve got you covered. We stalk, you read. Deal? What happens when you mix a dramatic reading of Taher Shah’s Angel, sexual innuendos, and Salman dialogues? This week’s celebrity social media round up! Also, we are just going to go ahead and pronounce this Shah Rukh Khan’s week. Read on to know why. Ali Zafar is Taher Shah’s Fan. Unless you’ve been living under a rock, you must have stumbled upon viral sensation (we are not being sarcastic) Taher Shah’s new video ‘Angel’. We won’t be lying if we say it was the most excited a lot of us have ever been in a very long time. Ali Zafar agrees with us. Why else would he do a dramatic reading of the song (and absolutely nail it, might we say)? Come on, let’s say it along with him:
Shah Rukh Khan’s Angels What would you do if you could shower your love on Shah Rukh Khan by taking a selfie with him in person? And while kissing him on the cheek? You can pinch yourself all you want, but Parineeti Chopra and Alia Bhatt are already in his presence doing what we’ve all wanted to do for all our lives. I guess it pays to be a movie star? With Fan releasing, this is Shah Rukh Khan’s week for sure.
AbRam's asleep. So have to shower all the love here :) THE MAN! @iamsrk @aliaa08 pic.twitter.com/H0SN922l7O
— Parineeti Chopra (@ParineetiChopra) April 15, 2016
Michael Bublé is quite corny Michael Bublé is feeling goood. Okay we can go on with the sexual innuendos, so let’s stop right here. The Canadian singer was spotted eating corn on the cob… not quite the right way. Either Bublé is onto some parallel universe of double meanings (you know, with his surname and everything) or he just doesn’t know how corn works? Of course, Twitter went on a tizzy and made so many jokes and memes out of the pictures, that Buble had to post a tweet about it. However, we think he wins this round.
This is vegetable harassment !!! What I do with my Cobb is nobody's business. #mesocorny #paparazzi #shuckme pic.twitter.com/wpVO9rFuxj
— Michael Bublé (@MichaelBuble) April 15, 2016
Winning the internet with a Salman Khan dialogue This year has not been good relationships in Bollywood. First it was Ranbir Kapoor and Katrina Kaif, then Farhan and Adhuna Akhtar, followed by Malaika Arora Khan and Arbaaz Khan, and Virat Kohli and Anushka Sharma. So when we heard rumours that Kunal Kemmu and Soha Ali Khan may be splitting up, we weren’t as happy. However, Kemmu clarified the rumours in the best way possible:
This is vegetable harassment !!! What I do with my Cobb is nobody's business. #mesocorny #paparazzi #shuckme pic.twitter.com/wpVO9rFuxj
— Michael Bublé (@MichaelBuble) April 15, 2016
Ek baar jo Maine commitment de di toh phir mae PRESS ki Bhi nahi sunnta! https://t.co/c90QT60IkN
— kunal kemmu (@kunalkemmu) April 16, 2016
Kanye-isms of the week (because why not)
 "Charlie Kirk, shot dead in Utah, once said gun deaths are 'worth it' to save Second Amendment")
 "From governance to tourism, how Gen-Z protests have damaged Nepal")
 "Did Russia deliberately send drones into Poland’s airspace?")
 "Netanyahu ‘killed any hope’ for Israeli hostages: Qatar PM after Doha strike")
 "Charlie Kirk, shot dead in Utah, once said gun deaths are 'worth it' to save Second Amendment")
 "From governance to tourism, how Gen-Z protests have damaged Nepal")
 "Did Russia deliberately send drones into Poland’s airspace?")
 "Netanyahu ‘killed any hope’ for Israeli hostages: Qatar PM after Doha strike")
