Pretentious movie review: When Raj-Simran lived happily ever after in DDLJ universe

No one gives much thought to what happens after fairytales end.  Have you ever wondered if Cinderella drove Prince Charming mad with her cleanliness OCD? or If Sleeping Beauty wanted power naps every ten minutes? Infact, what about our Bollywood grown fairytales? What do you think might have happened once Anjali (Kajol) married Rahul (Shah Rukh Khan) in Kuch Kuch Hota Hai or when Prem (Salman) and Suman (Bhagyashree) finally got together in Maine Pyar Kiya. While we don’t have answers to these questions, thanks to Comedians Biswa Kalyan Rath and Kanan Gill, we now know what actually went down when Dilwale (Raj) finally took the Dilhaniya(Simran) home. Pretentious Movie Review’s latest video is a review of India’s most favourite romantic film, Dilwale Dulhaniya Le Jayenge and it gives us a glimpse at the life that Raj and Simran had, once they left India and settled abroad. [caption id=“attachment_2032971” align=“alignleft” width=“380”]  Courtesy: Facebook[/caption] In the review, Rath and Gill also tell us, how this cult romantic film can serve as a ‘Guide for Creeps Who Want To Hit on Girls’ (remember Rahul and Simran’s first train meeting where he hangs a bra infront of her face and asks if it is hers?!). The review also points at how Dilwale Dulhaniya Le Jayenge had an unhappy ending. Yes, if you are thinking ‘what are you talking about? Raj and Simran finally got together’, think again! Or better still watch this video in which Rath and Gill will tell you why the union of the lovebirds in the film lead to two deaths (the kabutars and Dadi) and two heartbreaks ( remember Preeti and Bua?!). Last but clearly not the least, this review also points at how DDLJ teaches Indians kids to coax their parents and get what they want from them. There is also a honorary mention of the legendary unibrow owned by Kajol back then which unfortunately cannot be spotted on Kajol’s face these days. For more insights in the beloved ‘Hindustani’ film, Dilwale Dulhaniya Le Jayenge, watch this video. This video ‘isn’t just genius, it’s indigenous’. Watch it here: