What happens in this part of the world when a season of<em> Game of Thrones</em> comes to an end? At the end of each season of this insanely popular show, collecting the pieces of your suddenly emptied life can be a task. Imagine making through a week without the God, let Jamie not die prayer or yelling, What are they saving the dragons for?? at your television or computer screen. Traumatic, right? But there may be a solution to your woes - the same weekend that the fourth season of <em>Game of Thrones</em> came to an end, MTV decided to launch the seventh (gulp) season of <em>Splitsvilla</em>, a consolation offering from the channel for those who wanted to be in <em>Roadies</em> but have low tolerance for Punjabi expletives. Much like<em> Roadies</em>, in <em>Splitsvilla</em>, boys empty cartons of styling gel on their hair, dutifully shave their chests and armpits, and stuff themselves into man-tank tops. But instead of counting the number of ways Raghu Ram can yell <em>c**tiya</em>, the <em>Splitsvilla</em> gents get to play homme fatale in a dating show. Last weekend, <em>Splitsvilla 7</em> kicked off its new season with seven men and enough women to make a successful Honey Singh video. This clan of love seekers has been packed off to a fort hotel in Rajasthan. Here, the girls have managed to shriek at everything from pillow covers to bath tubs and 'ooooh-ed' at every creature they might have spotted alive - boys, crows, Sunny Leone. The boys, on the other hand, managed to tell the world that they are here to find love. Not the lead role in the next Ekta Kapoor serial. That's just the first episode for you. As far as we're concerned, there couldn't be a more fitting replacement of<em> Game of Thrones.</em> If you're still not convinced, here are three irrefutable points of resonance between <em>Game of Thrones</em> and <em>Splitsvilla.</em> 1. There's lots of sex. Sorry, Sunny Leone. If you are a <em>Game of Thrones</em> fan, you just lost your right to call the subhead misogynistic. Leone's august predecessor was our only import to Playboy, Sherlyn Chopra. What you can expect from Leone is an impressive collection of bikini tops - polka dotted, single-coloured, sequin-dripping etc.. Not Sunny side up enough for you guys? There's more Leone in the breaks too. She can be seen petting strawberries, tickling coffee beans and stirring chocolate while asking for a condom (subtly named 'Manforce') in a shop.