SUBJECT: Very Important Press Conference By Shri Arvind Kejriwal At Aam Aadmi Party’s Media Conference Room At 3.00 pm Sharp. Invitation Thereof:
Dear Sir/ Madam,
Hon’ble Delhi Chief Minister Shri Arvind Kejriwal will address a press conference today i.e. 3rd February, 2016, in AAP’s Media Conference Room, Delhi -110054.
Shri Kejriwal has been waiting patiently for the past 7 days to see how badly Delhi gets affected by the garbage pileup. Now that the entire capital is stinking and traffic thrown out of gear, Shri Kejriwal has finally found it fit to embark on a solution to the impasse.
For your information, dear friends in the media, this is what Shri Kejriwal tweeted today at 12.03 pm: “We have tried to find a solution to ongoing MCD strike. Will announce at 3 pm. Hope it satisfies everyone and the strike ends.”
For everyone wondering why Shri Kejriwal hasn’t divulged the valuable solution immediately instead of making the people of Delhi suffer stink and traffic jams for 3 more hours, let it be clarified that Shri Kejriwal cannot spill the solution unless there is arrangement for live streaming and live broadcast.
That will be doing injustice to his charisma as India’s Best Chief Minister.
This expose will be in addition to the other documentary evidence that we shall provide in the said press conference that makes it clear that Modiji is responsible for the travesty of making the earth revolve around the sun and not the other way round.
You are therefore, requested to attend/depute your representative/ photographer/TV crew for coverage of the event.
A Representative for AAP