 "Power in your hands: 'Wankband' to let you charge your gadgets by pleasuring yourself")
Popular porn website, Porhhub, has figured out how to give back to the environment in their own special way: the Wankband. In its promotional video, Pornhub calls the Wankband the first gadget “that allows men to love the planet by loving themselves” and they figure it’s the best way to generate electricity given how many of its users guzzle energy to surf the site. The gadget has been conceptualized as a band with an indicator that shows how much power a user’s managed to generate and how much more can be done. Once a user’s done, you use a USB cord to connect the Wankband to other electronic devices to power them up. [caption id=“attachment_2132837” align=“alignleft” width=“380”]  Image from the video.[/caption] Calling it “dirty energy”, the band claims to generate kinetic energy thanks to the motion of a weight with every up and down motion. So the more you move it, the more energy you create and as the creators of the device point out, its a pretty pleasurable process as well. It is unclear about how much up-and-down motion is required to charge a phone, let alone a laptop and the makers have said that it works just as well. Still unclear about when the band will be in the markets, the Wankband’s website is open to testing the band on enthusiastic volunteers and has a special rewards program for their ‘wanking warriors’. Here’s the promotional video:
Here’s what is trending on the web about the band:
With a PhD in energy harvesting no one deserves a #wankband more than me. NO ONE. I've earned it.
— Dr Jamie Gallagher (@JamieBGall) February 27, 2015
You're gonna have to stop Captain, your phone battery is about to blow #wankband
— Derren Broom (@BRFC_Bigchris) March 2, 2015
#wankband ..They will be installing "charging booths" everywhere next!!
— chippa (@smchippa) March 2, 2015
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