Koffee with Karan season five is most certainly all about busting secrets. Or atleast, you'll see Karan Johar trying really hard. Episode three saw childhood buddies Varun Dhawan and Arjun Kapoor share the Koffee couch and Johar wasted no time in addressing the (multiple) elephants in the room.
The first question that was asked to the two chaddi-buddies was whether there was a girl that ever came between them. For those of you who were hoping that Kapoor and Dhawan would address the rumours of either of them dating Alia Bhatt, you will be disappointed. Neither confirmed anything of the sort, infact they both denied having any sort of romantic involvement with Alia.
However, much more was revealed about Varun Dhawan and Arjun Kapoor's long-standing friendship. We found out that both are nudists, ie, both roam around their homes with minimal clothing (thank us later for the image).
In typical Koffee with Karan style, both actors were grilled about their love lives and even asked about their penis size. (this seems to be a recurring theme, and also found a mention in Twinkle and Akshay Kumar's episode).
The highlight of this episode was that a lot of secrets were ousted without really saying anything. Arjun choosing any other actress whenever given the option of Sonakshi Sinha, and Varun always slotting Sidharth Malhotra in the last rank of any choice question, gave us a little inkling of the fact that where Bollywood and gossip are concerned, there's no smoke without fire.
Also both Varun and Arjun chose to marry Ranbir Kapoor and kill Ranveer Singh in their rapid fire answers. Also neither wanted to hook up with Katrina Kaif, for reasons best known to them.
We were also shown snippets from a short film that both Varun Dhawan and Arjun Kapoor were a part of, back in their struggling phase. The film, which shows a much younger Dhawan and Kapoor, was shot during Barry John's acting classes, that the two were a part of. It was shot in 24 hours and with a budget of Rs 5000.
However, the moment of Episode 3 was Arjun Kapoor reacting to Karan Johar's innocuous question with the most brazen answer.
Karan Johar on learning that Arjun Kapoor is single, asks him, "What do you do for sex?"
Arjun Kapoor, "I have it."
You can watch the whole episode here.