Dear Members of the Jury and the most Honourable Judge,
3 days. That’s all it took for the spin doctors to daze, amaze and confuse us to distract the attention away from me.
A full monty of diversionary tactics. One has to admire their perseverance and single-minded focus at planting newer trees every day - so that people don’t know which one to bark up! Should we debate on Sushma dancing to Munni’s plastic-fantastic-and-most-likey-botoxic jawaani ( Was it? How dare you? Were you there? ) , or is this about the hair-dye BR uses? ? Does he at all? Schwarzkopf? How does he afford it? “Say that one more time and i will sue you all the way to hell and back! ”
Or is it about Sonia getting all frosty with MMS? No wait, Uma Bharti just came back! At this point, stop and scratch your head, and wonder aloud why she came back at all. Heck, why Rajghat! Heck back, why not Rajghat! Oh wait…must be all that nonsense about pranayama curing cancer! Or even AH’s assets – let me know when you find some A cover-up, a red-herring…..perhaps even a scapegoat sacrificed here, a crash test dummy sacrificed there – in order to get the “perfect” obfuscation strategy right .
I thought this was about me! The issue! Corruption and black money!
They’re killing me…softly….like that Roberta Flack song…she of course, sang it in a different context, but that’s alright…..let us twist the lyrics to suit us a tad! That seems pretty much to be the zeitgeist……twist and shout, till the original issue gets drowned in the cacophony of some diabolically meaningless diversionary soundtracks!
……….save me! Don’t let them kill me this time.
p.s: if you find our Occam’s Razor, kindly return it.